Let’s kick start the
innings with a sneak peek into the Cast, Characters & Crew
Cast & Characters:
Mahie “Bipolar-nonchalant-commitment-phobic”
Arora – Kareena Kapoor
Aryan “Moody-Macho-Superstar-Lover-Father”
Khanna – Arjun Rampal
Angad “All-I-need-is-Cricket-and-Actresses”
Paul – Randeep Hooda
Protima “I-have-methods-to-teach-method-acting”
Roy – Shahana Goswami
Pallavi “Branding-and-stardom-go-hand-in-hand”
Narayan – Divya Dutta
Abbas “I-am-an-Actor-Editor-Director”
Khan – Sanjay Suri
Ria “I-don’t-accept-debut-awards”
Mehra – Mugdha Godse
Tapan “Don’t-teach-me-film-making”
Da – Ranvir Shourey
Shagufta “I-am-used-to-all-this”
Ali – Helen
Rashid “I-am-an-eternal-loyal”
Bhai – Govind Namdeo
Music, Editor, Camera and
other technical department:
“What-can-we-do-when-there-is-no-scope”
Director:
Madhur “I-am-the-mouth-piece-of-INDUSTRY”
Bhandarkar
The director’s obsession
with SET PEOPLE is prevalent since time immemorial. He opened his innings
with Page 3 set, then in the middle-overs he sailed through murky waters of
Fashion set, and now his muse has reached the slog-overs with an outlandish
design of Heroine set. Madhur Bhandarkar has spent a meaty time in the industry,
but, what should probably take shape from an insider’s insight turns into a
prevarication resulting in slimy sketches of characters, err, caricatures. Sometimes,
the characters are believable and many a time they are so excruciating that you
can’t stomach them any further. Thus making Heroine a lackluster and detestably
loooooong story of a star/heroine/actress (I thought all these terms can be
used alternately, but there’s a difference and every term is explained in the
film) Mahi Arora, narrated without quip, ponderousness or ingenuity.
The movie opens with a
mishap in Mahie’s life and the narrative moves back in time to show where it
all began – Heroine on her career’s pinnacle. Her relationships, her rise and fall
from stardom owing to her moody and impulsive behavior form the major chunk of
the film. Despite the predictable follow of events, the movie has some glorious
moments where the audience becomes aghast with an uncanny depiction of people
connected to the industry. But with time, these stereotypical set pieces pile
up, and Bhandarkar being the film’s co-writer passes the blame game baton to
bad parentage which results in peevish behavior of Mahie.
The characters are akin to
real-life stars, and everything we have read or heard about Bollywood is thrown
onto the giant canvas made by Madhur. He shows an adamant art house Bengali
director who cribs about tight budget and gives Mahie just an hour to memorize a
four page dialogue but takes whole nine months to complete only half the film – Mr
Bhandarkar, is it character elevation or character assassination?! The other players
completing the lineup are: the ubiquitous paparazzi, the impression of
debauchery, a lesbian act, the existence of casting couch, a manipulative male
star, page 3 people who smoke and drink round-the-clock, and a PR executive – a person with
myriad equations and calculations and she says, “I create brands.”
The only bankable factor in the film is Kareena Kapoor’s
performance, albeit there isn’t any string of surprises to that. A few scenes add
life to the film, but the trite dialogues take away all the sheen - You can
hear the word INDUSTRY a zillion times in the film. After an excruciatingly
chewing-gummish pre-climax sequence, like in every film of Rise-and-fall-in-film-industry
genre, people close to Mahie walk out of her life and she succumbs to seemingly
implausible ways to bring back her lost smile. After bombarding the star with
every piece he could assimilate from the Pandora’s Box, now “Mr Preacher”
Bhandarkar expects some HOPE, and takes the route of leaving the stardom to
negate the harrowing past that (according to him) is inevitable in the life of
every HEROINE!!
Bottom-line: The movie falls prey to the formulaic
template of film-making – An entertaining first half that eventually drops into
a splash of post interval melodrama. Despite some moments of glory, the film remains
a twine of dreary banalities. The caricatured characters fill the screen space
and the screenplay wanders through many streets, at times induces sleep, and
ultimately loses its destination. Madhur Bhandarkar should realize that if he makes
a rehashed version of his earlier films, it may result in an inevitable damp
squib. Let’s seal the innings with this line - Watch Heroine for Kareena's
superlative performance or watch it on your TV sets this Diwali (I hope this
time my predictometer will be bang on).
My Rating: Expectation – 7/10;
Reality – 4/10
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