How to combat an imminent "Lyrical Calamity" ?!

Movie songs-um today are in a critical condition-um with words not making any sense-um. They seem to be catchy-um but what they carry-um is a tag-u that says “jarring-u listening experience-um is here”

Welcome to the land-um of just-u plain-um gibberish-u

DREAMUM WAKEUPUM from Aiyaa (Hindi) - The song explains the art of lovemaking. But you may hear people singing this freely as it’s difficult to catch the lyrics.

Dreamum wakeupum critical conditionum

Earthum quakepum hil dool sab shake upum

Face to faceum dharti putram

Top to baseum kama sutram

Thighsum thunderum downum underum

Sizeum matterum thinkum wonderum

Jumpingum

pumpingum

Throbbingum

thumpingum..

Wune runde mune naale

Heart beatnum dhol peetnum

Love lust double kasht bada dheetnum

Body heatnum hot seatnum

Calling fire brigade bhi defeatnum

Same to sameum dil me utarum

Top to baseum kama sutram

 

Thighsum thunderum downum underum

Sizeum matterum thinkum wonderum

Jumpingum… pumpingum

Streelingum.. purlingum

Wune runde mune naale

KEVVU KEKA from Gabbar Singh (Telugu) – Naa touring talkies-u ribbon cut-u, nuvvocchi show meeda showle kottu seems to be an open invitation for all hungry souls.

Out of the many gems showered by the tinsel town, the one that stands out is the eternal WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI? from 3 (Tamil/Telugu/Hindi)

 

What should we call such an act of blasphemy?! I think calling it “Lyrical Calamity” would be an understatement!!