1) Ekkada neggaalo kaadu… Eppudu taggaalo telisinode goppodu.
2) Ilage chesi chesi IIT ani cheppi evado sadist gaadikichi chestaru, vaadu
telivitetalanni eellani torture cheyadaniki vadutadu.
3) Aadu evadara, Lakshmi Devi edhuruvasthanante Road ki left lo raavali, Red
light daggara aagali antaadu.
4) Nuvvu gap icchinanduke nenu irritate avutunte... Inkaa daanni explain
chesthaaventi raa!
5) Andhuke ra evadidhi aade pattukovali.
6) Adi aadapilla ra abhimanam unthadi… Nenu kodukuni nanna naaku kopamuntaadi.
7) Chudappa Sidappa nenu simham laantodini… Adhi geddam geesukoledhu
nenu geesukogalanu anthe theda migatadantha same to same… Ah!
8) Ayinaa last punch manade
ayithe aa kicke verappa.
9) Bagundadam ante baaga undatam
kaadu… Naluguritho undatam navvuthu undatam.
10) Daanni pattukunte nannu kottinatte...
Pettukunte nenu chacchinatte. Idedho baavunde!
11) Naa question lo clarity
vundi… Nee answer lo surety vundaa?
12) Gaali vosthundani maname
talupu teesthaam nanna... Daanitho paate dhummu kuda vasthundi.
13) Ninnu Harvard pampiddam
anukunte… Ilaa Hall lo nilapettesavente nannu.
14) Annaniki aritaaku, sunnaniki
tambaku, punyaaniki swami paadham taaku taaku taaku.
15) Mee venaka edho power undhamma…
Adhi undaga mimmalni evaru emi cheyaleru.
16) Anandam ekkada dorukutundi?
Dabbulona, andamaina ammayi velle play club lona, valla sareeram meeda jaarey
sabbu lona?
17) Aa eyebrows chudu, Nike symbol ni reverse lo gisinattuga.
18) Tegipoyetappude daaram balam telustundi... Vellipoyetappude bandam
viluva telustundi.
19) Paamu paradhyanamga vundani padaga meeda kaaleyyakudadu ro.
20) Adhrustam talupu tadutunte...
Daridram master bedroom lo musugu tanni padukundanta.
21) Intha possessive ayithe iddaru ammayilini ela kannaaru cheppand… Ayinaa
vallu chupisthe glamour memu chupisthe vulgar.
22) Simham padukundhi kadha ani cheppi joolu tho jada veyakudadhu ra… Alaage
puli palakarinchindhi kadha ani pakkana nilabadi photo teeyinchakudadhu roi.
23) Biryani endhuku tintaam? Balam kosam… Mari kidnap endhuku chesthaam… Paisal
kosam.
24) Ee kadha 3 months kritham
Milan lo modhalaindhi... Adhedundhi? Italy lo. Adhedundhi? Europe lo.
Gadhedundhi? Neeku daani Geography kaavala, naa History kaavalaa??!
25) Aha nuvvu pedda andagathevana
nee feeling oho digochindandi queen Victoria… Brahmadevudu ninnu chesthu
chesthu ‘lunch break’ lo ardhaantaranga ala vadilesi vellipoyade!
26) Ramudu bridge kattalanukunnadi
samudram daggariki vacchinappudu, adavi lo kurchoni plan cheyyaledu.
27) Prameela garu ila randi…
Adddde aa vinayam aa videyatha aa vadhika aa kallu choodande, Aa kallalloki ye
magaadainya lup ani dooki ala eedukone vachestadu. Aa Prameela garu meeru kallu
dinchakandi… Dinchithe maalanti fans hurt ayi potharandi.
28) Laksha kotlante 1 pakkana
enni sunnaluntayi?
29) Rey baalu gaa… “Attani
venakki theeskuraavadam elaa” aney pusthakam emaina raasaanaa nenu.
30) Neeku bus dorikundadu aadu
lift icchuntaadu… Car door open ayyundadu aadu open chesuntaadu… Dust padithe
aadu clean chesuntaadu… Deenike Spain lo steel gottam, Sunanda maa chuttam!
31) Swami nadhiki vellaledha?
Madhi lo meerundaga nadiki ela pogalanu… Manam gadhi ani raasthe vaadu madhi
antaadenti... Improvise chesaademo sir.
32) Babu… Meerenduku kottadam… Vallunnarukada…
We are paying them salaries you know.
33) Naaku music antey ishtam... Naaku
ladies antey ishtam… Evadishtaalu vaadikuntaay… Dheeniki mallee statement
okati.
34) Vealayithe kshaminchu, ledha
sikshinchu, kaani memu unnamani maatram gurthuinchu.
35) Bullet arangulame untundi
kaani aardadugula manishini champutundi, Adhe bullet-u aaradugulunte ela
untundi. Naa manavadu Gowtham Nanda alaa untaadu!
36) Nenu expressioney isthaanu… Panulu
meerey cheyyaali.
37) Naa mines-u naa diamonds-u… Naa
currency naa arrogance… Naathoney undetatlu choodandi swamee.
38) Manchi vaallani hurt cheste
edustaru… Naalanti vedhavalani hurt cheste edipistaru. Daani daggara kerchief
leni time chusi edipisthaanu.
39) Tissue vundaa… Mundu ee issue
settle cheyyi.
40) Kantiki kanapadani shathruvutho
bayataki kanapadani yuddham chesthunnaanu.
41) Orey alternatives lennappudu
criticize cheyyakudado roy... Jeethalicche vaadi meeda jokelu esthe emavuthundo
telusaa.
42) Nuvvu medicine laanti vaadivi
Siddhu kaani daaniki expiry date untundi.
43) Meeru dabbunollu kada…
Problem mee intlo vundaali kada. Deeniki mind dobbindi kaani logic kaadu.
44) Ivvanni nenu tinadaanike…
Patient em tintaado naakela telusthundamma.
45) Balu koncham encouragement kaavali... Meeru chuste tempt ayipoddi, maatladithe melt ayipoddi, muttukunte connect ayipoddi, inka ikkade vunte late ayipoddi.
46) Board meeting lo pakkana koorchopettukundhaam anukunnaa... Bodi gundu kottesav kadhey!
47) Vaadikem kaavaali? Aa kurchi kaavaalata... Ohh! Aithey 60 euros petti konukkomanandi.
48) Nee table meedha apple thintey neeku balam vasthundhiraa... Adhey nee pakkanodi table meeda apple thintey idhigo ilaagey balavanthamgaa theeskuraavalsi vasthundhi.
49) Nenemainaa Benhur cinemani burrakadha laagaa chepthunnanatraa, okkadiney vaaguthunnaanu? Yesunatha.. Appu ivvadam dheniki... Hurt avvadam dheniki.
50) 'XL' size vaadiki 'Small' size shirt vesthey elaa untadho thelusaa raa.
51) Akka MBA ni chesukuntundi... Daani pillalu Oakridge lo chaduvutaaru. Nenu driver ni chesukuntunna... Naa pillalu Municipality school lo chaduvutaaru.
52) Neeku Urdu vacchaa... Aadi kottudu chusthe Urdu emiti Chinese, Chitralekhanam kuda vacchundaali.
53) Sir... 1970s lo drivers ilaa vundevaaru, aa taruvaatha topilu pettukovadam modhalu pettaru. Ippudu valla ownerlaki topilu pedutunnaru.
54) Yesunathaa! Balavanthamga laakkunnappudu, endhuku laakkunnaavu ani okkallu koodaa adagaledhu... Alaantidhi manchi gaa maari thirigi ichesetappudu endhukandee inni questions vesthaaru??!
55) Zip pettadam pedda thappanipinchaledhandi... aa vishayam mimmalni andharni inthagaa baadha pedthundhani naaku theliyadhandi.. ventaney correct chesesthsanandi.. Elaa??.. Ilaa!
56) Ayya.. idhigo ticket.. idhigo physically handicapped certificate.. last time meeru kottinappudu naa rendu pallu oodipoyaayi.. devudichia dhaantlo edhi poyinaa physically handicapped kadhandi.
57) Meeru expect chesinatlu ladies vasthe memu expect cheyyanatlu tirigi vasthunnaru... Em disappoint ayyinatlunnaru.
58) Ee briefcase theeskellisthey neekemosthundhi? Emundhi prathee nela laagey jeethamosthundhi. Adhey maskisthey 70 lakhs car vasthundhi. Emti aalochisthunnav? Maatlaadthunnaru kaanee keys ivvstledhentaa ani.
59) Ayinaa... Driver ga chesthey aththayya.. cleanerga chesthey mamayya.. endhukosthaaru sir.... raaruu...
60) Meerevaru... Aa pakka bed meeda patient ni.. Sorry sir... Meekinka pillalu puttaru... Naaka vishayam telusu.
61) Rey seenuga.. nenu kathilanti vaadini.. kooralu tharagadaaniki panikosthaanu.. peekalu narakadaaniki panikosthaanu. Sir, ee sitiationki dialogue ki match avvsledhanukuntaa! Rey baalugaa, nee mohaaniki aa pilli geddam suitaindhaaraa? Ayinaa memu choodatley.. idhikoodaa, mooskuni vinu!
Compiled by:
Aditya Yellajosyula
Fayaz Md
Pradeep Kumar
Raja Satish
Suresh Sistla
Surya Vinay Kumar